He: I've got to check outside and see how dry it is. Maybe I can get one more fire in the firepit this season.
Me: I think it's going to be too dry.
He: Well, we'll see. I wouldn't want to be known as the guy who burned the town down.
Me: So you'd be the Mrs. O'Leary of Northern California?
He: Yeah. But you'd be the cow.
Me: I'm not going near your fire.. not to mention kicking it over.
He: But you bought the firepot. Without it, no fire. So you're the cow.
Me: You picked it out...
He: Yeah, but YOU went back and purchased it. Ergo, you would be the cow.
Me: I really don't like being referred to as a cow!!
He: Took you longer to react to that than I expected.
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